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m (9:19:51 PM): "EAT FASTER, FOOLISH LITTLE BROTHER."
lafricompet (9:20:05 PM): ;3; BUT THEN I'LL GET IT ALL OVER MY CRAVAT.
m (9:20:07 PM): "*straightens whip*"
m (9:20:16 PM): "DID I STUTTER?"
lafricompet (9:20:33 PM): Franny you need to get over yourself god what would dad say
m (9:21:06 PM): He'd TASE YOUR FOOLISH ASS.
m (9:21:14 PM): D:<
lafricompet (9:21:17 PM): Hey franny I have a secret
lafricompet (9:21:26 PM): Dad RAPED Me. he raped me.
m (9:21:38 PM): Sucks to be you.
lafricompet (9:21:41 PM): Remember when you were at that sleep over?
m (9:21:45 PM): ...
m (9:21:50 PM): Poor foolish brother.
lafricompet (9:21:54 PM): He dressed me in your clothing.
m (9:21:59 PM): .....
lafricompet (9:22:00 PM): And raped me.
m (9:22:03 PM): ....
lafricompet (9:22:05 PM): Pretending it was you
m (9:22:08 PM): *picks up tray and leaves*
lafricompet (9:22:09 PM): except with a penis.
lafricompet (9:22:12 PM): :|

I decided I should actually post stuff here. Namely everything saved to my pictures that I made
( Basically all PW )

I will.

Honestly, I'm really not shocked.

If you were one of the Seven Dwarfs, which one would you be?:
Dopey totally.

Have you ever thrown popcorn at someone and then pretended it wasn't you?:
Nope.

Have you ever flown first class?:
I want tooo.

Would you rather surf in California or ski in Vermont?:
I can't surf. Hallo skiing.

What is one topping you MUST have on your pizza?:
Cheese. Toppings are for squares.

Do you prefer to read fiction or non-fiction books?:
Fiction, real life depresses me.

Would you rather read books or magazines?:
LOW ATTENTION SPAN, SO USUALLY FLASHY PIKTURS WIN. That's a lie. I hate all magazines, so usually it's books.

Have you ever seen a shooting star?:
Once. I was so excited.

Have you ever had your cheek pinched by a relative?:
No. Thankfully. I've done it myself though.

Have you ever torn your pants in public?:
Yeah. On the school trip.
;___; WHYYYYYYY.

Do you know how a bill is passed in Congress?:
rarely.

Do you know the difference between a conjunction and an adjective?:
Yes. Who doesn't?

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?:
SPARK BRUSHEL MAKES ME HATE BRUSHING TEETH.

Do you chew on ice?:
All the time. Until they attack me.

Do you watch TV or read before bedtime?:
Computer, bitch.

Are you allergic to anything?:
Not at all, but I taste copper when I have tylonal. or whatever.

How many times a week do you wash your hair?:
1-2 a day.

Do you own any plaid pants?:
Plaid?

Have you ever been in a natural disaster (flood, hurricane, etc.)?:
I don't think so.

Have you ever had food SO bad in a restaurant that you sent it back?:
Nein.

Have you ever touched a live chicken?:
YES, CHICKENS <3

What about a live turkey?:
I go to the state fair bitch.

Do you sleep in pajamas?:
Awkwardsauce tiem:
EXCEPT DURING THE SPECIAL TIME OF MONTH ;D. JEANS ARE THICKER THAN PAJAMA PANTS.

Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?:
Hell no. What's flexibility?

Did you just try it?:
I've been trying for the last month, I didn't need to.

What is the opposite of a hamburger?:
Rice.

Do you talk in your sleep?:
No, but I once stole food from my dad in my sleep.

Have you ever played in the rain?:
YESSSSSSS <3

Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?:
Those are actually caterpillars in the bean. Fun fact.

If you didn't have any bread, what would you use to spread butter on bread?:
Wait, this question makes no sense.

Have you ever swallowed your gum?:
Nope. My brother once ate 16 feet of gum in an hour. He's going to fart a bubble.

Have you ever been ice fishing?:
I LOVE FISHING OMFG. And I have an epic Ice Fishing tale for another time.

Where is the most inappropriate place your cell phone has rang?:
What's a sell fone?

Have you ever called 911 by accident?:
Nein.

Have you ever gone white water rafting?:
DANGERDANGER

Have you ever faked sick?:
A lot. I hate school.

How many times have you broken a bone?:
I was dropped on a trust test.

Can you do a flip on a trampoline?:
No, but trampolines are like crack for me.

Have you ever surfed?:
I am the farthest from the Ocean shoreline in America.

Have you ever fallen off a horse?:
I don't think so. I love horseback riding.

Have you ever had anyone tell you that your fly was open?:
GOOD OL' "XYZ!"

Have you ever successfully pogoed on a pogo stick?:
One hop.

Do you eat breakfast?:
Breakfast is the best meal. I'm not hungry in the morning, but I still eat and it just goes straight through so I feel sick the rest of the day. I'd die without it.

Would you rather shave your head or stop talking for a year?:
Shave my head. Free wig then ;D

Have you ever sleepwalked?:
I stole food from my dad in my sleep, at an airport. Yeah. REPEAT STORY IN A MEME.

Can you flip your eyelids up?:
Nope

Are you double-jointed?:
I'm not single jointed.

Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?:
LOL, LETS BLOW A BUBBLE! OH GOD WIND ATTACK. That's why I cut my hair short.

Have you ever thrown up after a rollercoaster ride?:
Never, I have the stomach of steel.

Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?:
Ohmygod those are delicious.

Can you pick things up with your toes?:
I use my toes over my fingers.

Did you just try to do it?:
No, I do it all the time.

How many foreign countries have you visited?:
AUSTRIA, GERMANY, ICELAND, CANADA, MEXICO, ENGLAND, SCOTLAND, SWEDEN, BELGIUM, CZECH REPUBLIC. PROLLY SUMMORE.

Would you rather clean the bathroom or the kitchen?:
Bathroom. I do it all the time

Have you ever jammed a puzzle piece into a puzzle to "make it fit"?:
Nope.

Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?:
Naw. Because I can just eat it instead.

Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?:
LOL ONCE.

Have you ever locked yourself out of your house?:
Almost.

Have you ever made a semi truck honk?:
"Honk your horn beep beep." That's what I did 3rd-7 grade. I got many-a-horns to honk.

Would you prefer to go through life with a huge nose or crossed eyes?:
Er... no.

Would you rather jump into a dumpster or a vat of honey?:
OH GOD I LOVE DUMPSTER DIVING! (recycling only~)

What is your favorite breed of dog?:
MiniSchnausers. The actual answer is illuding me (lol 12:21am)

Have you ever licked the tip of a ballpoint pen?:
I chew the tips of writing utensils.

Have you ever eaten frog legs?:
nein.

Your absolute favorite shirt is dirty. Would you still wear it?:
Er, no.

Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?:
No, but I did to a bench. It works.

Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?:
I don't drink milk.

Do you have a name for your baby blanket?
I don't, for peronal reasons.

Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?:
When don't I?

Guys: Have you ever been in the ladies' room?:
N/A

Girls: Have you ever been in the men's room?:
Yeah.. all on accident.

Have you ever smelled your own feet?:
YES. ONE TIME THEY SMELLED LIKE VANILLA PUDDING AND THEY WERE BY MY FACE THE WHOLE WEEKEND IT WAS AMAZING.

Did you just smell them?:
Nope.

Have you ever broken a mirror?:
Yeah. I had one in my locker, there was a fire drill right when school ended, so we had 5 minutes to get our stuff together. I slammed the door and hear "CRASSGHGSH TINKLE" And yelled "SCREW IT!"

Have you ever fallen asleep during a movie in the theater?:
Yeah. During hte movie "Rookie" or summat.

Have you ever bathed a dog?:
My dog smells like crap.

Have you ever used a slingshot?:
Yeah, just a few months ago.

Have you ever gotten something stuck up your nose?:
Not stuck, but I can fit AA batteries up each nostril. SHISHI POWER UP!

Have you ever sucked your thumb?:
Yeah, but now it's usually the pinky.

Can you read while travelling without getting sick?:
If It's not hot in the car otherwise I get sick.

THERE MIGHT BE MORE, BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO FIND THE REST.

I WANT TO RIDE THE GERMAN SUBWAY.

DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI DOKI

Now look what' you've done!

He should so be trusted :)

I had a dream that I got to see the Order of the Phoenix preview. I watched it, but I seriously had to pee and by the time I got back in the theatre it was past Snape's worst Memory. FUCK.

So I met some of my friends infront of my Mailbox. One of them Happened to be Chuck norris. A shirtless Chuck Norris is a cowboy hat to boot.

"Hey Chuch Norris, why are you Shirtless?" I said
"I just was at the Sports festival. I won everything."
"Oh."
Chuck Norris flys off.
"I wish I could win the Sports festival..."

Megan said, "Hey, across the street they are showing The Order of the Phoenix. Wanna come? I bought tickets."
I was positively ecstatic, "BOY WOULD I."

We went into the house across the street which had a movie theatre in it.
"Haha,this is funny. I just saw it. But this time I am SO seeing Snape's worst memory this time." It comes around, and it goes to Peter Pettigrew.
"Holy crap. He's really hot" Peter pettigrew was hot, obviously.

Then somehow, I got stuck outside the theatre and I needed to get back in to see the scene, but the door was locked. I peered into the overcast sky, and Halleluja! Chuck Norris was circling over head.

"Hey Chuck Norris, can you come down?" I yelled to the heavens.
He quickly descended infront of me. Now he turned into a stuffed action figure. Like... look up "Supercide" On youtube to get what I mean.
"The door is locked."
"I'll unlock it little lady."
He did so, and I went into the theatre and it was at the credits. DOUBLE FUCK. So, I just left with Chuck Norris. But one thing was bothering me.
"Chuck Norris, why are you a stuffed animal now?"
"I won the Soccer Tournament."


I am not making this up I swear.

Today I went to the dog park. It was so uber fun :D I just wish I had a camera.

The Lake was completely frozen over, so there was a huge open area where the dogs could ROMP. and they did so romp. A couple dogs just were running so fast that they knocked a couple people into the air.

There were 3 Grey hounds, only one of which wasn't wearing a sweater. There was a Doberman that I was afraid that she was gonna eat Raven ]: There was a dog named Bindi also. That dog was only interested in people if they were lying flat on their back. I fell on my back a couple of times, and got trampled by the dogs.

It was so fun :] I want to go again.